SEVEN WONDERS OF MALAYSIA

SEVEN WONDERS OF MALAYSIA

Organisers have recently announced that they have elected the
seven new wonders of the world. The finalists include Great Wall
of China and Taj Mahal. Not to be outdone here in Bodohland, our
Prime Minister follows up with an announcement of our very own 7
wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE'

The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment
fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first
bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. THE 'BOCOR' PARLIAMENT

The unique feature is its ability to 'leak' away billions of
taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all
wet.

3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON

The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted
stories and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before.
In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete

walls with barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive.
Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real

money.

4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDS

The nation's premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the
category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists
with binoculars.

5. 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNEL

Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does
everything except alleviate floods.

6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYA

The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited
or no internet connection to its residents.

7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGE

The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by the most crooked
person in the world. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it will
make it as one of the wonders.

There are other entries that make the writer 'wondering', but fall

short to qualify as one of seven wonders in the writer's mind. An
extra:

'ABSCONDING' BRICKENDONBURY FACILITY

Extremely well-planned facility to prepare young athletes for the
Summer Olympics in a winter country. Too bad it is located
overseas, thus automatically disqualifying it as one of
Bodohland's wonders.